William Harris
Chump

“My favorite memory from last year was dunking Roman’s head in the toilet. That was awesome. He smelled like piss for 2 weeks.”

The halls clear when Will walks through them. All-around loud and cocky guy & unofficial ringleader of the Chumps. Spent more time in detention last year than his own house. Best friends with Andy. Bad home life and doesn’t care to talk about it. Has a secret crush on that dorky quiet girl who sits next to him in Calculus.

Sam Dominguez
Chump

“Goodbye Panthers, hello Golden Eagles! Go SCU!”

Quarterback on the school's football team and has a full-ride scholarship to SCU through their sports program. Relatively shy despite his insane popularity among the students. Number one most thirsted-after guy. There’s a girl on the soccer team who’s caught his eye, but he’s building up the courage to ask her out. Sam isn't proud of the friend group he’s in, but he’s holding out because there’s just one year left until graduation.

James Parker
Chump

“Hot single in your area.”

Lacrosse player & self-proclaimed professional pickup artist. Gives friends unironically bad advice on how to talk to girls. James is ready to spend his senior year messing around with his friends, meeting more girls, and partying. Has a crush on Cassie and wants to move to the beach. Best friends with Roman.

Roman Evans
Chump

“Ladies ladies, one at a time.”

The kid you hear screaming in the halls while you’re in class. Roman skips class often in favor of bothering other students or local stores with his friends. “Babe magnet” and girls locker room raider. Lacrosse player, and best friends with James. Crushing hard on Cassie — him and Cass have a casual friends-with-benefits relationship and get together & breakup often. Barely qualifying for graduation at this point.

Andy Perez-Garcia
Chump

“Thanks to everyone who voted me most likely to be a chef! I appreciate it.”

The “reliable friend”, trying his hardest to turn his hobby of cooking into a skill. Bit of a pushover & coward, will drive you home from the party. Hopeless romantic for a celeb girl who doesn’t even know his name, and #1 fan of her show: “Baking with KatieCupcake.” Best friends with Will and constantly trying to invite him to come to church with him. Andy hopes for an easy last year of high school with no drama.

Joe Kang
Chump

“This hoodie cost more than your entire family, James.”

Chill dude, but narcissistic and picky with who he talks to. James and Roman wish they were as smooth as him. Joe comes from a rich family and has a huge house, so it’s the main place for the Chumps to hang out. But sometimes Joe disappears mysteriously. The Chumps haven’t seen him much lately, I wonder where he keeps going off to…?

Cassidy Kelly
popular

“Guess what, I DID makeout with your boyfriend at Stacy’s party last weekend. You know who you are.”

Friends call her Cass. Captain of the cheerleading team. Popular kids love her and everyone else hates her. The entire football team is made up of her exes. Cassie is failing Senior year but no one knows it, she’s extremely embarrassed about her poor grades. Planned to spend her last year of high school partying, but her parents threatened to ground her until her grades were passing. Looks like she'll have to find a tutor.

Sumner Clark
nerd

“H.A.G.S.”

Teacher PA, finished most of his required credits & has a lot of free time during senior year so he tutors on the side. Sumner is seen as creepy and an annoying know-it-all by most of the school. Doesn’t really have any friends other than Lena. Just started tutoring a certain cheerleader who needs his help in order to graduate. Obsessed a little too much with previously mentioned cheerleader. Has deep-seated grudges with the Chumps and popular kids of the school.

Hazel Westfield
sporty

“Make my day, kick a Chump!”

Part of the girls soccer team, relatively extroverted, very supportive friend and easy to talk to if you’re nice. Finds The Chumps incredibly annoying. Hazel created the name “The Chumps” to refer to their school’s most obnoxious friend group of popular guys. Best friends with Lena. Growing pretty close with the most popular, nicest Chump.

Lena Henderson
nerd

“I’ll miss seeing you in the library Ms. Edna. Sorry for all the overdue books…”

Loves to read, write, & sew. Very smart but has never raised her hand in her life. Lena is deathly afraid of the Chumps, introverted, & was mute when she first moved into the school until Hazel and Sumner befriended her. Moved in sophomore year. Afraid of the feelings she’s developing for the loudest, meanest Chump…

Wyatt
jock

“Let’s goooo end of year party #classof2012”

Very popular and talented quarterback on the football team. Hazel’s ex. Has a petty but entertaining rivalry with Hazel after they broke up. There’s a rumor that they still have a thing for each other but they both deny this gossip. His house is the hotspot for the popular kid's parties. Can’t wait to party it up even more at university next year.

Weeb GIrl
loner

(co-owned by @dragon_sooshee)

“OMG THAT OUTFIT IS SOOO KAWAII-DESU, IS IT ANIME INSPIRED?
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Loner who doesn’t realize she’s a loner, and doesn’t care. President of the anime club. Living in her head most of the time, roleplaying as various characters from her favorite anime: Yuki the Magic Fox Princess. Thinks Joe looks just like Prince Dark Moon, the antagonist of the series. Her dream is to cosplay with him, but there’s one problem: he thinks she’s annoying and weird. That doesn’t stop her though.

Danielle/KatieCupcake
actress/goth

“Oh. No one told me I was supposed to come up with a quote…”

TV celebrity, hardly attends school because she’s being taught on the sets of her show in her trailer. The show is mainly aimed toward kids and incorporates bright colors & songs. No one really knows what she’s like off of the big screen because she keeps to herself. When she does come to school she’s swarmed by other students, especially the freshmen who still watch her show. Danielle is skeptical about Lena & Hazel trying to befriend her, maybe in this last year of high school she’ll finally give friendship a shot…

Kate
popular

“this one goes out to my cheer besties!! luv you pantherettes <3.”

Cassie’s bff, co-captain of the cheer squad. Dated Joe briefly sophomore year. Doesn’t have a clue what’s going on 99.99% of the time because she’s on her phone. Her hopes for this year include making more friends and finding new stickers for her water bottle.